he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats
#DEADYou don’t even understand, there are actual tears.
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Cosmo Sex Tip #676
When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
Omg.
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Saw the great gatsby tonight.
I’ve not read the book so can’t compare it but I really enjoyed it.
I also think I’m seeing why tumblr loves Leonardo Dicaprio so much.
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all i want to do is stay home and wear a cute little apron and dress and clean the house and plant flowers and cook dinner and be choked out and slapped and called a slut while being sexually dominated by my partner is that too much to ask
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benefits of being my boyfriend
- you get to touch the booty
- you get to touch the booty in public
- you get to touch the booty in bed
- you get to touch the booty upside down
- you get to touch the booty sideways
- you get to touch the booty
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I hope whoever I marry is ready to have a ton of sex all the time.
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